there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

Convo I just had with my dad

  • Dad:hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me:uuuhhh....
  • Me:contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad:anything at all?
  • Me:uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad:Sure
  • Me:Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad:Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me:But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad:boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me:OMG DAD





(Source: incurable-insomnia)


u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

Anonymous asked:
28, 33, 40, 44, 45, 48,


28.What I wear to bed?  Nothing(;………………….except my pj’s 

33. I want kids,  but I don’t want kids, ja feel? 

40. My closet friend is Suzy Crabgrass, I mean damn, she is my baby momma. 

44. A lot of people hate me, especially Christine. 

45. I was out at a party when I saw Suzy from across the room. Our eyes met and I swear at that moment, I knew we were infinite…

48. The swear word I use the most? Fuck. I mean sometimes I don’t even use it to cuss, it has multiple meanings in my life so yeah.

Remember Kids Eat Your School, Stay In Drugs, And Don’t Do Vegetables. 


Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64 (1996) and in Mario Kart 8 (2014)





So many of you are too young to remember why Diana, Princess of Wales, was such a remarkable person.  She pissed off most of Buckingham Palace, was her own woman, and wasn’t afraid to get down out of the motorcade and be with the regular people.

She was a regular person, just with a title and fancy clothes.  

Among the first big “names” to visit, talk to, and even touch those dying of AIDS in English hospitals, Diana’s trademark was her ability to break down insurmountable barriers.

I remember her.

This is important.

Reading this makes me tear up.

(Source: dianaspot)