there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
28.What I wear to bed? Nothing(;………………….except my pj’s
33. I want kids, but I don’t want kids, ja feel?
40. My closet friend is Suzy Crabgrass, I mean damn, she is my baby momma.
44. A lot of people hate me, especially Christine.
45. I was out at a party when I saw Suzy from across the room. Our eyes met and I swear at that moment, I knew we were infinite…
48. The swear word I use the most? Fuck. I mean sometimes I don’t even use it to cuss, it has multiple meanings in my life so yeah.
Remember Kids Eat Your School, Stay In Drugs, And Don’t Do Vegetables.